It's so nice to live with the person you like, to have everything necessary for a good life, to depend on yourself and have a good time.
Up till recently my wonderful life of leisure in the pet store ran its natural course, when suddenly a weird bozo appeared in the house. Why did Mistress hire him? Usually she doesn't fancy strangers in the least. And we were doing well without his help anyway.
Sometimes it feels far too suspicious to me.
I'll find out the truth behind it and make him disappear. Or maybe not.