Earth has long been abandoned, and the handful of humanity that remains is scattered across the galaxy. What really happened out there?
That part of history is long gone. But why should you care? You've got enough on your plate as it is,
to start thinking about this kind of stuff. You've just survived an attempt on your life at the cost of your own apartment.
It's a regular day of the week, isn't it? That's right, except this time, your lovely partner who shared a bed with you,
has also mysteriously disappeared. It's your duty to find out where she's gone!
I dare warn you, finding her could lead to...a whole lot of adventures up your ass.
Why don't you grab a sandwich, cause it's gonna be a while.