Who once, if asked, would choose
Masturbation over a meal every time. He was a man of ... certain energy.
One morning this traveler woke up, but not in his bed.
He was on an altar, butt naked. Absolutely befuddled he left the area
To survey his surroundings, and some shrine priestesses.
One of them greeted him.
"Good morning, Tanegami-sama (God of Seed) ...
We've been waiting for you. "